(This blog has never posted before on topics related to Cricket.First attempt.Apologies for long ,incoherent rambling)
The Barron from Baramati, his unscrupulous cohorts in cricket babudom (epitomized by despicable scumbags like Congress MP Rajeev Shukla) and coterie of ex-cricketers turned expert commentators can now indulge in no-holds barred celebrations
Through their dubious machinations , these pygmies have managed to oust a truly outstanding man, in my assessment, the greatest Indian Test Cricketer ever. That is if one is willing to cut through the blabber and hyperbole of worthies in ESPN/STAR commentary box who refuse to recognize any batting geniuses in the crease unless the occupant is a particular man from Mumbai.
Just a quick backgrounder. A certain Marwari from Kolkatta with his shrewd business acumen had brilliantly marketed the game of Cricket in India .The cricket coffers had swelled to unimaginable richness. That the board operates with no transparency made it easy to use the funds for personal aggrandizement, supporting parasitic existence of cricket administrators and doling out coaching assignment/other goodies to small clique of ex-cricketers.Dalmia was making merry as full-time politicians of the country rued the lost opportunity of pocketing billions
Who better than a Sugar Baron turned politician to challenge the small -time Kolkatta businessman. The baron made his entry to the cricketing arena with sinister agenda and clear priorities. Infest the board with chamchas .Of course embezzling funds is most politician's first nature .Is BCCI's financial statement a public document?
Do you remember Paras Mhambrey? Along with Bhupinder Singh and Nilesh Kulkarni,he should be in the reckoning for the contest of most incompetent player to have ever donned the India colors. He is now the coach of India A team. Geoffrey Boycott in his sardonic manner dismissed Mhambrey as a bowler who cannot even get his grandma out in the backyard
And Lalchand Rajput? A strokeless Ranji Trophy wonder is now the coach of T20 team
Of course we have the farce of septuagenarian Borde, who instead of playing with his grandkids, is managing the Indian Senior Cricket team
And then there is the good Colonel, Chairman of selectors. One could ‘empathy’ with him as he expressed disappointment that his favored choices like rotund Romesh Pawar and Ajit Agarkar not fulfilling their ‘true’ potential with bat and ball.Allrounders they are for Mumbai team, Colonel added for good measure.
The Barron from Baramati, his unscrupulous cohorts in cricket babudom (epitomized by despicable scumbags like Congress MP Rajeev Shukla) and coterie of ex-cricketers turned expert commentators can now indulge in no-holds barred celebrations
Through their dubious machinations , these pygmies have managed to oust a truly outstanding man, in my assessment, the greatest Indian Test Cricketer ever. That is if one is willing to cut through the blabber and hyperbole of worthies in ESPN/STAR commentary box who refuse to recognize any batting geniuses in the crease unless the occupant is a particular man from Mumbai.
Just a quick backgrounder. A certain Marwari from Kolkatta with his shrewd business acumen had brilliantly marketed the game of Cricket in India .The cricket coffers had swelled to unimaginable richness. That the board operates with no transparency made it easy to use the funds for personal aggrandizement, supporting parasitic existence of cricket administrators and doling out coaching assignment/other goodies to small clique of ex-cricketers.Dalmia was making merry as full-time politicians of the country rued the lost opportunity of pocketing billions
Who better than a Sugar Baron turned politician to challenge the small -time Kolkatta businessman. The baron made his entry to the cricketing arena with sinister agenda and clear priorities. Infest the board with chamchas .Of course embezzling funds is most politician's first nature .Is BCCI's financial statement a public document?
Do you remember Paras Mhambrey? Along with Bhupinder Singh and Nilesh Kulkarni,he should be in the reckoning for the contest of most incompetent player to have ever donned the India colors. He is now the coach of India A team. Geoffrey Boycott in his sardonic manner dismissed Mhambrey as a bowler who cannot even get his grandma out in the backyard
And Lalchand Rajput? A strokeless Ranji Trophy wonder is now the coach of T20 team
Of course we have the farce of septuagenarian Borde, who instead of playing with his grandkids, is managing the Indian Senior Cricket team
And then there is the good Colonel, Chairman of selectors. One could ‘empathy’ with him as he expressed disappointment that his favored choices like rotund Romesh Pawar and Ajit Agarkar not fulfilling their ‘true’ potential with bat and ball.Allrounders they are for Mumbai team, Colonel added for good measure.
BTW if you didn’t bother to stay awake last night , Agarkar ,the most outstanding match winner in Indian line-up nearly delivered yet another match in his customary fashion , to Pakistan (the spirited last over from Sreesanth helped India’s cause).So what if likes of Badrinath will keep performing while ‘allrounders’ like Rohit Sharma will emerge out of nowhere to seal their place in Indian Squad.(Cortesy-being rated high by likes of Gavaskar and Shastri)
With yesman strategically entrenched in several positions,this insidious barron's lobby was bidding time in anointing their own man for the Indian captaincy.That he was not in semblance of his famed form did not help matters .Now the opportune moment has come when a man of true grit, character and integrity can no longer stand the dirty games the baron's lobby plays
With yesman strategically entrenched in several positions,this insidious barron's lobby was bidding time in anointing their own man for the Indian captaincy.That he was not in semblance of his famed form did not help matters .Now the opportune moment has come when a man of true grit, character and integrity can no longer stand the dirty games the baron's lobby plays
Dravid might never go public. I am sure he must have thrown in the towel, frustrated at this team of vainglorious stars with bloated egos who refuse to accept their diminishing utility to the team . The petty politicking of these stars with unqualified backing of their benefactors in the boards administration and political circles might have ruffled the even usually unflappable Dravid.Add to that the cheap potshots taken at him by ex-cricketers not even worth half his calibre, both on and off the field. ,Dravid would have decided enough is enough
Rahul Dravid ‘s regime was path-breaking in the sense that it attempted to shift the focus from individual centric,’netagiri’ model based on whims and fancies of ‘Cricketing Maharajahs’ to performance oriented model with strong emphasis on the work ethics ,’team interest’ first .There was this daring step of blooding youngsters, kind of baptism by fire . Admittedly it failed .The dismal state of domestic cricket and barren cupboard of cricketing talent proved a huge stumbling block in effectively executing Dravid’s plans. .Not to say everything was great under Dravid’s reign. Glaring mistakes likes persisting with likes of Raina (hoping that they will deliver) and some baffling decisions can be cited by his critics as examples of often insipid captaincy
Dravid has been subject to unrelenting scrutiny and often undeserving criticism .The meaningless press conferences where he had to respond to over-the top criticisms by worthless ex-cricketers, the subtle mind games played by the selectors and of course the machinations of reunited Mumbai-Bengal lobby might have done him in
The next captain has already been decided (long back).As expected, there was not even single official statement from the BCCI acknowledging the contribution of Dravid in leading the team through tough assignments and often emerging triumphant. .Dravid will take this in his stride. Unlike the whimsical superstars,Dravid , the quintessential professional if there was one,will go about doing his job with clinical precision and minimum of ruckus and rage .
It also helps this lobby that Dravid carries himself gracefully,on and off the field. He will never indulge in dubious politicking like sharing platform with loud mouthed members of parochial regional parties with lung power to disrupt parliament providing them opportunities to foment passion by concocting imaginary conspiracy theories (that i...t Somnath who always bemoans fall in standards of Parliamentary debate was in the forefront of raising voice against the so-called injustice meted out against living embodiment of Bengali pride)
It shows the skewed priorities of the nation’s media that while captain of Indian team is subjected to that level of examination,not many questions are raised about how effectively the Baron is multitasking -his full time job of Global Cricket Administrator with his part time job which in case you have forgotten, is that of Agriculture Minsiter of Union government
Why bother about agrarian crisis looming large in the countryside .Blame it on lazy Vidaarbha farmers .There are millions to be made in awarding lucrative television contracts , staging cricket matches and forming new leagues . Unwashed masses will continue thronging stadiums paying astronomical prices for tickets. So what if they pass urine in the same place where they sit and lustily cheer Tendulkar and Ganguly taking the Kenyan bowlers to the cleaners.Come on its not the job of BBCI to build toilets in stadium
The Baron wields enormous clout in the media courtesy his financial might .And it helps if fellow state guys like Rajdeep Sardesai(son of late Mumbai cricketer D Sardesai) are ruling the roost in media world these days And finally there is always the reliable services of spinmaster Gupta guy to 'spin' his media image -Progressive politican with great vision, who turned Baramati to paradise by using free market economics and importing agriculture technology from Isreal .Add to that a suave and pretty Gen Next daughter politician.Gupta guy can really go bonkers.
Just imagine a NDA Agriculture minister fiddling in Cricket Administartion.Gupta ,Sardesai and Sec-Soc media might have had a field day."NDA minister negotiates lucrative cricket contracts as poor Vidarbha farmer gets Rs 1 Cheque".The headlines writers in CNN-IBN and IE would have screamed
Remember the commotion that Pawar and his chamcha Gavaskar created with the media help. Pawar's ’king –sized ego got hurt when Ponting gently pushed him from the podium(he had no business to stand there after giving the trophy)
With exit of Dravid,Indian cricket is now firmly in the control of these petty men.

23 comments:
One month of pent-up emotions!
:)
(You're right about the Bombay lobby though)
Hi Anon
Thanks.
Not Really(:
Generally refrained from posting on Criket .Dravid has always been my favourite cricketer.And saw Agarkar turning the match decisively yday for the probably 80th time in his career.
Hence the post
Dear Prasanna,
Well written.
It really pains me to see that Agarkar has played 4 world cups and Laxman has not even got a single chance.
I have an analysis of Agarkar's 'contribution' which i did immediately after world cup. I will dig it up and will publish it on my blog soon.
I am waiting for Ram Guha to come up with an article.
With regars
narasimhan
Hi Narasimhan
Thanks
I too can scarcely believe that Agarkar has participated in 4 world cups and if the present dispensation continues he would make it as potential all rounder for the next world cup too
BTW looking forward to your analysis
"Do you remember Paras Mhambrey?"..
Please, please do not shoot your mouth without knowing anything on a subject...
Whatever Mhambrey was as a player it does not matter,but he is the best coach in India right now ( much better than your greggie)...
Have you ever cared to know his records? He took over a dilapidated bengal side, reeling under the retirements of the veterans, in 2005, and he took them to Ranji Final twice. This is a different thing that Bangal did not win many finals, but is dominating the domestic cricket for the last two years, and the principal cause behind that is Mhambrey's coaching.
Ask anyone who follows domestic cricket regularly and will tell you.
And have many more things to say abt blooding of youngsters and all crap, but there is no point arguing with a charlatan!
Dodo
Charlatan?WOW(:
The point is not whether Mhambarey is a good coach or not.Dont give me stories that domestic coaches who have shown consistent records have been elevated to national assignments.Its about the abundance of coaches from a particular zone
Prasanna,
Gavaskar has done nothing whatsoever to be called a chamcha, and has put the team first every time. Dash it, the man has done nothing to perk up his son's career, and Rohan is now over at the ICL. Sure he and Vengsarkar can be accused of being cowardly or of needless restraint. It's for sure that the current cricket administration is in the hands of incompetent power hungry carpetbaggers. But I have great hopes for the ICL. Twenty20 is the way ahead and is going to leave behind BCCI in the dust with its archaic format of Tests and 1-dayers. With a 3 hour format, 20-20 may even move on to an MLB type season with conferences, divisions and an annual draft, with plenty of quick fast games. Tests and ODIs are dead, and while these were great in a time of liesure, they aren't fun any longer. Cricket's dead, long live cricket!
Prasanna,
I see that you have put down your frustrations quite bluntly across in your post. While agreeing to most of your comments, would also like to point out that this scenario has been the reality in indian cricket for a while now. At one time we had 8-9 Karnataka players in the squad of 14 for indian team (including Sujith Somasunder and Dodda Ganesh !). I dont know if some one from Karnataka was at the helm then (gundappa vishwanath?). We also had dalmiya and ganguly ruling the roost for some time. I think as far as India is concerned this problem is not just limited to Cricket. Nepotism and favouritism is there in all walks of life, the people who have the power certainly use it to their benefit.
The fact that BCCI is not a govt body and hence not being accountable does not help either. And to think that Sharad Powar would be the future ICC president would give you an idea about what is in store for world cricket.
While there is a huge talent pool for cricket avaialble in India, lack of good coaching (aussie style) and a professional approach to the game clearly shows. Newzealand, who has only far lesser number of professional players and talent avaialble, ends up higher on the ODI rankings compared to India. We spend a considerable amount of our creative energy in sorting out the politics and conflicting interests in the game while other countries focus on succession planning and building bench strength to fill up the void created by outgoing players.
Your article seems to have gained some popularity.
Seen this?
Hi Anon2
Thanks for your balanced comment.
I might have gone overboard in using the word Chamcha but I think Gavaskar-Pawar equation goes back a long way. Rohan Gavaskar's career was heading nowhere - even Gavaskar Sr's intervention cannot save it
I tend to agree with you.20-20 may sounds death knell to the way Cricket is being staged now
Hi Anon3
Thanks for your excellent (nuanced) comments and restoring a balance to the discussion.In the hindsight i might have become little too excited
I am against any kind of cronyism/lobbyism.I think it was shame that people like David Johnson/Sujith Somasunder donned the national colors.But they were discarded immediately
To be fair,during the Ganguly era best players mostly made it to the team . Ganguly backed players purely on cricketing merit.But under the current dispensation,it looks like its back to the bad,old days of blatant regionalism.What else explains Ravi shastri giving way to Chandu Borde who in turn keeps the seat warm for Rajput.And Agarkar continues to be make it to the team as a automatic choice.And Vengsarkar claiming that Romesh Pawar is a allrounder and Rohit Sharma is 20-20 expert.Some joke
Thanks Girish for the pointer.Looks like i have been fisked little unfairly
This is one of the more ridiculous comments I have read on the topic. Good fun though.
A Bengal-Mumbai lobby? Wonder why Bengal never manages to get even one game for Ranadeb Bose in a tour? Also I had forgotten how great the friendship (secret of course, as part of this great conspiracy) betwen Pawar and Dalmiya is!
Gavaskar-Pawar collusion? Wonder why Rohan joined the ICL then?
Oh finally the biggest one - a Rajdeep Sardesai-Pawar lobby! Of course we all know how Rajdeep represents the entire media, including arch rivals Prannoy Roy and Barkha Dutt. They all get together for drinks in the evening chuckling over how they screwed Dravid and the hapless Kannadigas over.
Oh man, if only you could read yourself in an objective vein and see how stupidly parochial you sound - having fallen into the same evil you accuse others of. It's both funny and pathetic - this slavish regard for Dravid. :)
Thanks Shan
I am happy to live in my own world of conspiracy theories .
You can continue to believe on the great journalistic virtues of Sardesai's and Gupta's.
You seem to twist my statements out of context.Specific point on Sardesai(and also media at large) was the stunning silence ,nay blackout on Pawar's misplaced priorities ( he is handling a important portfolio).And there was this news of 'second Richest man in India' -the news dispapeared as quickly as it made to the headlines.Pawar's ability to 'manage' media is legendary.
BTW Mumbai-Bengal 'lobby' was used only in the context of tactical gangup to depose Dravid.It will definitely not endure ( Mumbai's lobby is all powerful with dubious agenda).As i had clarified, under Ganguly era ,atleast the team selection was done purely on cricketing merits ( Ganguly had the ability to inspire the team).Under the current regime everything from coaching assignments to team selection will be dictated by parochial consideration(throw back to the bad old days)
And Ranadeep's bose exclusion was rank injustice .He came up with some exceptional performances in tour games.He atleast deserved a game.Obviously Agrakar will keep getting the nod
Dont cite Gavaskar Jr signing up ICL as conclusive proof that Gavaskar Sr's writ doesnt run in the current dispensation.Junior's career was heading nowhere.It could not even be salvaged by his dad.And getting him to the national squad would create such a furore . Even Pawar and his cronies are too smart to indulge in such foolish acts
"I am happy to live in my own world of conspiracy theories."
And I am happy that you are happy. Otherwise conspiracy theorists normally lead pretty miserable lives. :)
I'll give you an alternative theory:
There is very little doubt about Dravid having been pushed. But that only proves his inability to stand up to pressures, and by extension his weakness as captain of the team. In his place Sourav would never have given up the captaincy just because Vengsarkar publicly criticized him. He would have stayed and fought like the streetfighter he is.
Dravid is no doubt a good player, but he lacks the steel that makes a great captain. If he had stayed on, NO ONE could have removed him forcible because he had just won a series. But he became emotional under a bit of politicking when he was the victim. He had no such compunctions, mind you, when Greg Chappell was making him do the same to others in the team. When you dish it out, you have to be able to take it.
In a nutshell, this theory says - Dravid got out of the kitchen when it became hot. It's not easy being India Captain - and Dravid was just not up to it.
PS- I agree Agarkar is the luckiest, most mediocre cricketer in recent times. He does have nine lives.
But Hey! Don't forget Agarkar's days of glory in that magic summer in Australia.
Hi Shan
You are making some great points.Really appreciate that
Ganguly is definitely a foreceful personality ,who can fight tough battles both on and off the field.
With Dravid's exit ,I think the mantle should go back to him but you know who will be offered the post first.I think Ganguly is not even in the reckoning.
This is precisely the point that i am trying to make.The current dispensation 's agenda is dangerous especially its narrowness of thinking and cronyism
I tend to agree with you - Dravid threw in the towel little prematurely but i think the petty mindgames the lobby was playing might have hurt him
Dravid -Chappell duo tried doing some great things but i definitely agree that the way Ganguly's exit was handled was very disappointing
(his exclusion might have been justified but it was executed in a graceless manner)
OK, let's call it like it is. In your intense, almost fanatical desire to view current happenings in sync with your world view, you have come up with the most apalling conspiracy theories. Where did you get anything, anything at all, about a Pawar-Gavaskar collusion? Don't say things like you know them to be a fact. It is merely speculation and a pretty pathetic one at that. There are some other points:
1)There is a clear derisive tone reserved for the likes of Borde, Vengsarkar and Gavaskar in your writing. Whatever their flaws as administrators, you have, if I am not mistaken, also included them in your list of players not half as worthy as Dravid. Don't get me wrong. I am a big Dravid fan, but surely these cricketers, especially, Sunny and Vengsarkar are more than half as worthy as Dravid.
2) There is also the thing you write about Sachin and Saurav belting runs against Kenya. This is to imply that they score only against the weaker sides. Is this willful mendacity or just deep-rooted self deception? Anyone who has followed cricket for the last 20 years would know Sachin's game against all opposition but SA to be exceptional. His batting carried India through the 90s especially on pitches abroad, and although Dravid is by far the better batsman now, you do not need to denigrate Sachin to say that Dravid is great; he still has the willingness to tough it out at the crease. This does not mean that I'd like Sachin to be captain, quite the contrary, at this stage he should be left to focus on batting. Neither Sachin nor Dravid, who are both very inward looking cricketers, both very hard on themselves, should have to suffer this added burden of captaincy.
3) Ajit-agree, what problem do you have with Powar? Or is it just the fact that he's from Mumbai? Reminds me of a black guy calling a white guy a "racist cracker".
Prasanna/Shan ...
I think both your theories hold a lot of water. Just wondering...how can a man stay focused and consistently perform in competitive intl cricket AND deal with politics at the same time?? Captaincy is about leading a team, not having to deal with politics. Its like, the very people who were appointed to help you are hindering you.
Having said that, I do agree that the need of the hour is not a fine cricketer who can lead a team...but cricketer-cum-politician, if you will, to beat these guys at their own game. And Dhoni is no such man...he is just a good cricketer.
btw.... Agarkar sucks. a permanent end to his on/off visits to the Indian team can only be prevented by cutting out his propagandists.
Yeh kya ho raha ho hai.
See absolute waste of time.
BAN CRICKET :-)
Prasannaji just kidding
Hi Saurabh
Thanks for visiting and commenting
I just wanted to make a point on appalling conditions of the stadiums in India.Please do not misconstrue that it was some kind of allusion that these two great batsmen score heavily only against minnows.Tendulkar especially has notched up several brilliant centuries against hostile bowling in difficult condition.The tale of TENDULKAR'S career is that of several memorable innings marred only by tragic inability to finish off the job.I think the greatest test innings by Indian batsman was his century against Pakistan in Chepauk(i think India scored 4 runs before he came to crease and 10 runs after he was dismissed)
Also if you read my post clearly ,i have stated that TENDULKAR is a genius but what disappoints me is that Dravid's prowess is not acknowledged the way Tendulkar's awesome abilities are recognised and celebreated
And i think we need to disagree on Borde/Vengasarkar.
Hi Last Anon
Thanks for your balanced views
Gauravji
(:(:.Likely to be my first and last post on cricket
And i am not for everything "Dravid"ian .A post is long due on the danegrous pseudo-atheist ,bloody thirsty cult that is running amock in TN
Oh I never implied that.
In fact I share your sentiments about Dravid more or less.
I am sorry... but your post comes across as a heart wrenching piece of crap.
Rahul Dravid, who used to be my favourite once, is unfortunately a sellout. Not only did he help in destroying one of the greatest ever Indian captain aka Sourav Ganguly, he took the team nosediving into the fires of hell.
The rest of your post, does strike a chord.
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